Aug 5 – 6th, 2006 (WARNING: this is a long tale)
Emily wanted to get her scuba diving certification and one of our friends from college happens to be a scuba instructor. He, Aaron (aka Pony), offered to take Emily and me out for the weekend and certify Emily. He told us that there would be only a few of us, we would be sleeping on an island and we would have about five dives total for the trip, well this is just part of the amazing adventure we went on this weekend.
We met the fish bus at 5am on Saturday morning. And drove about an hour north, to a little town called Ingam. Ingam is a sugarcane producing town, and contains the longest conveyor belt / jetty in the southern hemisphere at about 5.5km in length – 3.4miles. The jetty is just used to transport the sugarcane to the ships in the ocean and it takes 40 minutes for sugar to be transported to each end. But back to us, we were going to one of the five islands just off the coast of Ingam called Pelorous. We all loaded the boat – a total of 14 people, 7 divers and 7 staff members (most of whom were getting certified to become instructors on this trip), and took off on our 40 minute drive to the island. We got to the island at a low high tide, so we got the boat into the shore as close as we could, then hopped into waist deep water to unload all our stuff. The camp site was already set up, we just brought food, clothes and swags – which are the coolest invention ever, it’s a bed for camping that is waterproof and just rolls up. The site was right on the beach, which by the way was not a nice sandy beach it was covered in dead coral, so it was not comfortable, nor easy walking – but I did collect a lot of beautiful shells and coral. This is a picture of the ocean and the campsite.


When we were all unpacking we sat down for a debriefing. Craig, the skipper and dive master, tried to prepare us for all the animals we would see in the island. He started by mentioning the drop bears, bears – similar to koalas- that fall from the horizontal branches and attack you as you walk to the toilet (yes they had made a toilet in the campsite, they called it Satan’s Closet). Then he told us about the hoop snakes (which was quite scary to me). Supposedly the hoop snakes are the fasted snakes going downhill. They start at the top, make a hoop with their body as they are rolling down the hill then when they are ready to attack they just propel on to the attackie. Well, this idea baffled my physics savvy brain a bit, because I really couldn’t imagine that being physically possible. But, Craig continued. He told us about the harmless horned, slimy and furry billbees that will be milling about, but not to worry about them. So, I, a blond, American tourist who has only been in this crazy place they call Oz for a week believed every word he said. Others, were a little more skeptical … I did find out later that drop bears were a myth, as were hoop snakes and that slimy billbees were toads, furry billbees were rats, and horned billbees were wild goats, and I did see them all except for furry billbees on our trip.
Then we went for our first dive. The water was a brisk 23 degrees Celsius – 73 degrees Fahrenheit and it was about 8:30 in the morning in the middle of the winter, with wind blowing off the water, so needless to say we were a little cold, but I have been much colder conditions than that before and I kept reminding myself of that fact. The dive was beautiful, the visibility was great, we went about 10 meters, 33 feet, saw a fake Nemo, lots of beautiful coral, so many colorful fish, a lion fish which was a very cool sight to see, and lots more coral. We then surfaced for about an hour, and went back to down in the same site, different location.
We had split up all the divers, three went with Pony for training and the rest of us were with Bubbles for advanced certifications and fun diving. Well the novice divers got in the water before the fun divers did. So, when one of the fun divers went to roll off the boat into the water, Emily was right below him. His tank valve landed on her head, luckily she was wearing a hood and it wasn’t the tank that hit her, but she did get a cut on her head and it was bleeding. So, I of course gasped when I saw the blood – which was terrible cause that scared Emily even more, but in the end it all worked out, Emily was fine and she went on diving. We referred to this incident as the attack of the aqua dropbear. This is picture of Emily's head.

The second dive was very similar to the first and after it we went back to the campsite and made some lunch. The food for the whole trip was fantastic, all the in training dive masters cooked and it was great. Our meals included, fajitas, sweet and sour chicken, steak and eggs, sausage, toast and baked beans for breakfast.
When we finished lunch we went out for our 3rd dive of the day, which was right off the coast of the camp site. This dive was also beautiful. We saw a ray, another lion fish, some people saw a barracuda but I didn’t, a few parrot fish, and some other really cool fish. When we came up, Emily ran up to me and said “I almost drowned!” She had to remove her mask, replace it and clear it under the water as one of her skills. Well, with the combination of her wearing contacts, not being used to salt water, the visibility being terrible and the cold, she had panicked when the water hit her nose, sucked up water, tried to bolt to the surface (from 10 meters is quite dangerous – but Pony stopped her), then spit out her regulator and sucked in more water. After Pony replaced her regulator, and calmed her down she was fine, but she never was able to take off her mask, even in the next two dives, so she didn’t end up getting certified even though she had done all other skills necessary. But, Pony assured her that she would be certified before she left Australia. Then we looked up at the horizon and saw baby whales jumping in the distance. They went on playing for over a half an hour, it was amazing!
After that we came in for a bit, before we went out for the night dive. This was a picture of the island at sunset.

I was a little hesitant to go on it because I was freezing and tired and it would be my fourth dive of the day, and after all that happened to Emily – I was the only girl, which meant something was bound to happen to me. But I decided that night dives were always my favorite so I sucked it up and went. We hopped in the water and were on our way. Well, little to my knowledge, there was a barracuda close to us and they also saw some type of reef shark. But, I didn’t see either of them, thank god. We did see a beautiful colored nudiebrank – which is basically a soft coral, a tiny crab and a bigger crab, a sleeping parrot fish, and again some other really cool fish. After that we came up, ate dinner, sat by the fire for a bit and went to bed. I had my own tent, while some people decided to sleep on the beach and froze – that would have been really cool to do if it had been warmer because the stars were amazing. This is a picture of the campfire in the site with the ocean in the back ground. And the second picture is Emily and my tents.


I was safe and warm in my tent, which attracted a bunch of horned billbees in the morning. The next day we all woke up before 7am, Bubbles took his advanced student and another instructor out for a deep dive, then when they got back we had breakfast. Around 11am we went out for some more diving at a different site.
This dive was my absolute favorite. The visibility had gotten a lot better but the current had picked up. We saw an eel, which was the scariest thing ever, then we saw a barracuda, which was even more scary. But we also saw, some more fake Nemos, and some other really cool fish. And we also saw a large sea turtle at the surface before we went for the dive, that was beautiful as well.
The last dive we did – number six for me! was a drift dive – they would drop us off at one end of the site, then we would just go with the current and the boat would pick us up where ever we came up. Well, when we were driving up to the drop point we saw a bunch of manta rays, they were huge. So we hurried up and got in the water and tried to find them. But that didn’t work out. But that dive was still a lot of fun because we didn’t have to do anything, we just sat and watched everything go by us. Here's a picture of Pony and me. And the second one is a picture of Bubbles and me.


After that dive it was about 1pm, we went back to the site, had lunch and packed up to head out. It was not fun leaving at all. To pack up the boat, I just wore my suit and a t-shirt, and put my shorts in my bag, because I would be loading the boat in waist deep water. Well, Craig, being Craig, wouldn’t let me get my pants out when I got on the boat because everything was already packed and there was no way I would be able to get my bag out. So, I sat on the whole boat ride home, and at the dock with no pants until they had taken the boat out of the water and began unloading it – it was quite embarrassing.
So, since we couldn’t drink for the entire weekend, the fish bus stopped at a drive-in bottle shop and picked up some rum and there began my night of drinking way too much, all of us went out to a bar when we got back – and I had my first day of Uni the next day which was so much fun to go through hungover, let me tell you. I had no clue where any of my classes were, luckily Pony had gotten up – he wasn’t about to go to class – but he had offered to drive me to my 9am class cause he knew where it was. So, he drove me to my class, I went in to the lecture hall, saw one of my friends from college, he was giving me the “no, your in the wrong place, get out while you can” wave. And I gave him the “no, this is my class, I’m in the right room”, so I stayed, to find out that it was some stupid engineering class and I couldn’t leave because I was blocked in my some woman and I felt stupid getting up in the middle of the class. By the way, I now know that I will never be an engineer – simply because of how boring this class was and how hungover I was sitting through this terrible class, where the teacher just read exactly what he wrote on the slides – it was terrible. So, I went back to my room and slept until one, and went to my physics class, which was so much fun, I think that’ll be a good class. I still can’t figure out why I was in the wrong class though, it’ll be an adventure finding it again tomorrow.